Have you ever wondered what our pets would write in a diary?
Dog’s diary:
8am – Dog food! My favourite thing!
9:30am – A car ride! My favourite thing!
9:40am – A walk in the park! My favourite thing!
10:30am – Got rubbed and petted! My favourite thing!
12pm – Milk bones! My favourite thing!
1pm – Played in the yard! My favourite thing!
3pm – Wagged my tail! My favourite thing!
5pm – Dinner! My favourite thing!
7pm – Got to play ball! My favourite thing!
8pm – Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favourite thing!
11pm – Sleeping on the bed! My favourite thing!
Cat’s Diary:
Day 989 of my captivity.
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.
The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my capabilities. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a “good little hunter” I am. Bastards!
There was an assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of “allergies.” I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.
Just as well they can’t write!
Conclusion:
Dogs are easily pleased.
Cats rule – humans and dogs just better get used to it!
Love it! I laughed at the dog diary, but the cat diary- well, I’m not a cat person, but that was hysterical. The photo is perfect too.
Thanks Janie, glad it make you laugh!
Love this one!!! So true on both accounts!!
Glad you enjoyed it!
“I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet…” – yes we often got such a gift – and have not been very happy …
Thanks for the laugh Barb!!
No worries Sarah!
I can imagine the response from our cat will have to do with food… Did you switch off your Like button? It’s not working…
I just checked my Like Button and it’s working fine Eliz??
Actually, I had to report it to WP Support because it was happening on every blog. Turns out they had turned the LIKE button off to make new changes to our offerings. Phew! Thank God it wasn’t my imagination. Yes, it is now working but look at the new placement of your likes…
That was hysterical! Great post Barb!
Thanks Donna!
Ain’t that the truth! I couldn’t stop laughing, Barb!
It’s very funny, but it’s soooo true!
It is said that dogs will do anything to please their people and cats want their people to do anything to please them. Cats don’t have family, they have slaves.
How true is that!
And ya dogs just love everything, hehehehe
They are so easy to please, Rayya – unlike cats!
Hey Barb. That is so halarious. Cats do act like prisoners and love to whine all the time about the hardships they endure after a 12 hour sleep in
So true!
No worries – glad it gave you the giggles!
Love this, Barb! Thanks for sharing.
Just shared with BFF . . . tears came to our eyes, we were laughing so hard.!
It’s good to share and get more people laughing! Thanks Nancy!
It was a great laugh – because it’s so true!
Hahaha This is SO true!!
Thanks for a big morning laugh!
My pleasure, RD!
LOL this was too funny ..and true. IF there is the smallest little mat/carpet around, they WILL puke on it …not on the floor!
Oh yes, cats are like that, as you well know!
So wonderful, i love it, thanks fro sharing
It’s so true!
I would say that is just about right!
Everyone seems to agree! I wonder why . . .?!
Hilarious!
And, of course, true.
(Meow.)
No getting away from it!
I think it would be funnier if it wasn’t true. LOL
That’s exactly how it is!
I love this. Having both a cat and a dog, and for most of my life really, I can say that this pretty much sums it up!!
Hi,
Very well said, and I love your photos, brilliant.
Thanks Mags!
Whoever wrote that knows us all too well!
Oh yes!
Being a cat lover, I know exactly what you mean! They pretty much do what they want!
Oh yes, they certainly do!
I think the saying “it’s a dogs life” should be changed to “it’s a cats life”don’t you.”?
Fits perfectly!
That is EXACTLY how it works in this house!!!
And in most houses where cats and dogs live together Granny!
Brilliant! You captured them perfectly.
It sums up dogs and cats to a T!